English Phrasebook for Idiots

You've finally decided to go on a trip. You bought tickets, booked a hotel, packed your suitcase, and left your cat and the lonely ficus with the neighbor's grandmother. Well done! Now you should think about communication. Therefore, without a phrasebook, you're lost on your journey.
This is the fourth book by the same teacher who has been struggling with alcohol addiction and the stupidity of students for many years. The previous three books rocked the internet.
If you haven't lost your sense of humor and self-irony, you'll like this book. If you're a prude and never use profanity, read something else — omg: everything here will be as realistic and unliterary as possible.
This phrasebook is for you, idiot!