Cried, Pooped. Notes of an Imperfect Man, Written in Blood (crossed out) by His Wife

Your wife just handed you this book. Bad news: she suspects you’re not coping. Good news: not all fathers who read to this line are coping.

«Cried, Pooped» — this is a book about how not to kill each other with the arrival of a baby. It covers all the real screw-ups, domestic chaos, and unexpected discoveries. The author also provides clear explanations of what to do when everything goes off plan. Spoiler: everything goes off plan almost always.

Inside you will find:
- top 5 phrases you should never say in front of your child's mother (life-threatening);
- a survival guide for the delivery room, so you don’t faint at the sight of the umbilical cord;
- a step-by-step plan «How to Stay a Husband, Not a Roommate»;
- instructions on how to be not a «helper-dad», but a full-fledged parent (you’ll be able to proudly say «I can do it myself!»).