Fu-Fu and Kis-Kis. Forward to the Future

I won't beat around the bush, I'll say it straight, even if it sounds crooked. I, Rabbit, and my friend Beaver ended up in the future! And do you know how we got there? We crawled into a wardrobe, which turned out to be a time machine. And we started zooming through time until the wardrobe broke down! We really got ourselves into a mess. Yes, yes! Can you imagine? What a start. I even get shivers down my fur when I remember it. Beaver immediately told me: — That's it, Rabbit, because of you! But he was wrong. The whole fault lies with the squirrel Fukla, she dragged us into the wardrobe, and it's all her fault! Well, we had to meet space invaders and defeat green slugs! Ha! (Secret: if you take an alien slug and press it against the wall — it will stick.)