Forecast of Nastiness for Tomorrow

What bad luck! I, Evlampiya Romanova, flew out in an unseemly manner to the store for dowels and bam! – I ran into my old love Edik. We studied together at the conservatory, and we even had a romance. Accepting his invitation to chat, we went to McDonald's. Where was my guardian angel at that time?! Sleeping or also decided to grab a bite? Why didn't a tornado hit, a fire break out, or, at the very least, the car's engine fail?! No, the foreign car was racing me towards disaster. After all, Edik Malevich was killed in McDonald's. But it turned out, this was just the beginning, ahead of me awaited a harvest of poisonous berries…